totally gross.. but my “eccentric friend”.. (we’ll call him.. ummm code name “Cleveland”) has a sort of attention deficiency disorder (as in.. he needs more attention).. and one night, while playing pool at the Shitty Kitty (and I hate that name for it, but in this case, it works) he scratched a cue ball… jumped right off the table, rolled down the red-n-black linoleum, dodging drunks in heels and chucks the whole way and landed smack into the corner, only slowed down by the fresh vomit!! Ewww!! HE (for ten dollars) picked it up and licked it!!
If you know who this is.. please share a story about him.. I’ll be the judge of if you’re on target, or missed the mark!!

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