Big night out, I mistakenly got dressed after downing a lot of vodka…went out (in a very tight pair of pants) & while at the bar a woman slipped on the floor & I squatted down to help her up…my pants split(no boxers) & my man bits were out there for everyone to see…
I was so drunk I didn’t realise, then the security asked to leave or they’d call the police.
When I asked why? the bouncer just pointed at my crotch & said “your dick & balls are hanging out…& your too drunk to realise….

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